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Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion 83% Stability 40% Orderliness 33% Empathy 30% Interdependence 56% Intellectual 50% Mystical 63% Artistic 30% Religious 10% Hedonism 10% Materialism 70% Narcissism 63% Adventurousness 36% Work ethic 30% Self absorbed 70% Conflict seeking 56% Need to dominate 63% Romantic 36% Avoidant 36% Anti-authority 50% Wealth 43% Dependency 63% Change averse 56% Cautiousness 56% Individuality 50% Sexuality 23% Peter pan complex 76% Physical security 70% Food indulgent 43% Histrionic 56% Paranoia 43% Vanity 56% Hypersensitivity 70% Female cliche 70%

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Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting