Seriously, who wants to be a fucking lawyer?

I want English to die right now. We're doing this mock-trial thing where we are putting two crappy books on trial to see which one should be kept on the English Pre-IB 9 reading list. I wanted to be part of the so called "media," but my team needed a third lawyer and everybody wanted me to do it because apparently I'm "smart" and would make a good lawyer. I like to talk and I've been peforming on stage for eleven years, so I don't really mind making an ass of myself in front of everyone, but I am so bad at thinking on my feet. I knew I should have joined improv... The worst part, is Mickhael is a lawyer on the other team and he's going to cross-examine one of my witnesses. Mickhael is known for contradicting EVERYTHING and being really stubborn, even when he's wrong.

I'm so pissed off right now.