Two sites to amuse you children.

The first one is McDonald's pathetic attempt to be cool via the internet.

I'd hit it.

Basically, McDonalds wants you to fuck their cheeseburgers.

...I'm feeling blunt today.

The second one is full of rather photoshoppy images of the quite popular Dick and Jane series. Called, The Misadventures of Dick and Jane, it's sure to help children everywhere enjoy learning how to read.