...that's entertainment...

Today has been a fairly odd day. From waking up this morning, only to discover that my bathing suit was wet and my towel mysteriously missing, to reading about cats being shot with pellet guns on Main Street in Vancouver, from getting free slurpees at the 7-11, to the bus I was on breaking down, from the skies raining sporadically all day, to my dad running over a small tree, from getting a ride to swimming instead of taking the train, and going to Starbucks instead of 7-11, to stealing gravel from a gravel pit with my dad, from finding out that a friend of mine really likes another friend of mine, to being yelled at by a crazy homeless woman, who claimed to have served in the army, and was screaming at us for coming within a twenty metre radius of the war memorial behind city hall, which you are allowed to go as close as you want to, if you want...

Need I say anything more? I just Ctrl pasted, and I got this: Rotting Driftwood. Don't ask, because I have know idea how it got there.