I need to go outside more often.

"Erin, your hair is hooked on your collar."

"I know, it does that sometimes."

"Erin's hair is hooky."

"Hooky? Heehee, Erin's hair is playing hooky!"

"What?"

"Erin, does your head ever feel cold and unusually light sometimes? Does your hair sometimes disappear when you're not looking?"

"What the fuck is she talking about?"

"I don't know."

"Is she related to us?"

"I hope not. Haha, your hair plays hooky when your not looking!"

What's even worse is that we were in the parking lot at Costco where anyone could have heard us.