I'm white, what's your excuse?
Finished my planning project. What a waste of time.
Now that that's over, here are some ideas from today that you can contemplate:
I am losing my cloud? ...dad? ...mind?...ginger? ...religion? ...chinger?
How can you be physically insane?
Electrojuice is actually spelled Electroguise.
The right-handed rule is fucked up.
It is bad to stick a knife in a toaster when the toaster is plugged in.
I'm white, what's your excuse?
Krahn is scary.
Katie wouldn't stop singing,
so I hit her with a girly magazine.
Girly as in nailpolish girly.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Nobody ever cleans the gutter
so it's always very dirty down there.
Did I say that right?
Writing "fuck" in various fonts, multiple times on a cue card is a great anger-reliever.
Planning is useless.
It's because I'm left-handed, isn't it?
It is unwise put radios in swimming pools and/or mow over power cords.
It is also unwise to be violently ill, go home, and eat cookie dough all day.
However, it IS wise to do your socials homework, which I should now go do because I forgot about it before now.
Have fun contemplating.
Edit: Katie wanted me to add, "If you are attempting to extract a rat from a long metal pole, make sure you aren't waving it around powerlines in the process. The pole, not the rat. Well, I wouldn't be doing it with the rat either."
Now that that's over, here are some ideas from today that you can contemplate:
I am losing my cloud? ...dad? ...mind?...ginger? ...religion? ...chinger?
How can you be physically insane?
Electrojuice is actually spelled Electroguise.
The right-handed rule is fucked up.
It is bad to stick a knife in a toaster when the toaster is plugged in.
I'm white, what's your excuse?
Krahn is scary.
Katie wouldn't stop singing,
so I hit her with a girly magazine.
Girly as in nailpolish girly.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Nobody ever cleans the gutter
so it's always very dirty down there.
Did I say that right?
Writing "fuck" in various fonts, multiple times on a cue card is a great anger-reliever.
Planning is useless.
It's because I'm left-handed, isn't it?
It is unwise put radios in swimming pools and/or mow over power cords.
It is also unwise to be violently ill, go home, and eat cookie dough all day.
However, it IS wise to do your socials homework, which I should now go do because I forgot about it before now.
Have fun contemplating.
Edit: Katie wanted me to add, "If you are attempting to extract a rat from a long metal pole, make sure you aren't waving it around powerlines in the process. The pole, not the rat. Well, I wouldn't be doing it with the rat either."
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