Dotdotdot, eh?

Blog conversation of the day:

*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
heyyy
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
i want my book back
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
and my magazine
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
ill give it back to u tommorow
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
you better not be reading Ten Ways To Break Up With Your Boyfriend
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
because i'd be very hurt
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
i just noticed u left it here
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
why, are u planning one of those ways?
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
no
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
but if you are...
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
lol
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
actually
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
if you do have a boyfriend, i want you to break up with him
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
right now
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
ill get right on it, what number should i read lol
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
umm, 4
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
read it to me
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
im allowed to read it?
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
yes
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
because you are breaking up with your boyfriend
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
unless you don't have one, then it's just for fun
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
i dont have a boyfriend....
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
dotdotdot eh?
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
i think you do
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
oh yes abby...and to spice things up how bout a strap on...
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
im really retarded at reading magazines, where would i find the 10 ways to break up with a boyfriend
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
umm, crap, try halfway through the magazine
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
it should have a page number on the front
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
this one's mostly advertisements
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
i think i found it
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
mr. slob?
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
dunno
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
hadn't gotten there yet
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
i doubt thats it
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
read on
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
wow birthcontrol is hardcore
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
the pill rather* lol
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
go on
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
bout?
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
the pill
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
and have you found the breakup thing yet?
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
no, the thing i found before was a QnA
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
and i was reading what to do if u miss your pill
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
and all the different combinations
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
u have to do different things depending on how many u missed, what week, and so forth
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
mhm
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
i knew that
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
i didnt
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
that is because you are male
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
true that, tis a fact
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
this is really pissing my off..like a lot
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
what
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
is
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
is
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
is
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
lol
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
the boyfriend thing
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
oooo, read it
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
type it
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
i cant find it...thats whats getting to me
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
oh
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
just keep looking
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
anyways, i was write the first time
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
i now know how to navigate elle magazine!
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
within the first 35 pages theres a page that says where all the articles on the cover are located
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
mhm
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
you just have to get through the advertisements
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
i like to look at them
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
anyways the 4th one?
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
yes
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
then any other ones you like
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
If sex is important to you, you must either tell the fellow you're taking a lover or end the relationship. I promise, Uncle Flagpole could simply be uninterested- some magnificent people simply are not carnally inclined on the other hand if YOU are not inclined either and if you manage to add a bit of arguing to the fact of no sex, most people will probably agreee, its time you get hitched
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
mmm, Uncle Flagpole
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
is that a metaphor for penis
Soft Core Surrealism - More fun than a light fixture says:
yes
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
thought so
*-_Mikhael_-* And we all know the freshest pineapples come from cans says:
ok, ill tell my boyfriend that..

Note: Some parts were removed due to being completely asyndetic.

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In other news, I started a new scarf, made of one hundred percent alpaca wool, and I will be finished it as soon as I get another ball of wool, because two just isn't enough. Winter's coming, you know. I babysat David and hung out with Mikhael. We bobbed our heads at the bus stop just so people would look at us, We'll do anything for attention. It all started when a carfull of guys honked when we were skipping down 227th Street in Maple Ridge . . .

I'm sailing again tomorrow.