Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity

The two posts I promised will be inserted below this one soon. This is not about my last few days. One of those posts will be coming soon too.

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People I am annoyed/pissed with:

Horia, Sam and Jae Woo: Fuck you guys and your inability to stay on task. Fuck you for not being able to BS. Fuck you for thinking that I do not care about my mark.

Maricia: Fuck you for bitching at me for not getting you tape fast enough. Get your own fucking tape next time. Don't blame it on jet lag. If jet lag bothers you so much, don't go on rugby trips. Also, don't bitch at me for not running to bring water bottles to the team. First of all, my shoulder hurts when I run. Second, I was doing homework. I thought that that was pretty obvious. I'm sorry if I'm so selfish as to think that my grades are more important that other peoples' thirst. If you hadn't noticed, there were four other people carrying water over to the team when you were bitching at me. Also, you were on the sidelines at the time. What was preventing you from picking up a water bottle or two? Just because I perform menial tasks for the coaches doesn't mean that I'll do it for you. Bitch at me again and you will have one more injury to think about.

Murph: Don't bitch at me because Maricia's talking.

Anal: You're always on my list. By the way, don't try to convert me to Christianity again. I noticed you ignoring me yesterday when I refuted everything you said.

Donna: You're usually on my list too. Don't bitch at me that your job is stressful, and that you're more stressed than I am. You were the one who chose to run your own dance school. If you're so bloody stressed, why not move your retirement up a few months?

Luke: Fuck you.

There are so many more.

I want to cry.