Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice

I played tennis today, and I'm quite pleased to say that I'm not as bad as I thought I was, and with a bit of practice (and motivation), I might just be half decent. Not good enough to wear one of those little skirts; in fact I've decided that I'm going to be the one who introduces basketball shorts to the tennis circuit, even if they make me look like I'm four and a half feet tall. All I need is someone to endorse me.